Mario better have a bulletproof vest...! o:
We'd have to re-make the entire Super Mario series. Instead of Mario, we'd have to use Jason Statham or Bruce Willis. ...or both! One of them could be Luigi.
Then I guess Peach would have to go, too. Of course, we could replace her with like.. Dolly Parton or something. .. *shudder* nevermind. She'd never get rescued.
Toad could be the actor that plays Mini-Me, too. We could just give him a diaper and paint his head to look like a mushroom. It'd be badass.
lol Nice work.