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Total Medals Earned: 544 (From 73 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,630 Points

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Communist in Space

Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)

Liberated 50 Points

Beat the game

Over 9000 50 Points

Win the game a certain amount of score.

Qvit Stalin 5 Points

Start already!

Concerned Joe

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)

Gotcha 5 Points

Screw up in level 5

Look silly 5 Points

Do what the title says

Jailed 5 Points

Manage to trap yourself

U mad 5 Points

Find the troll face

Dance off 10 Points

Start a rave party

Fabulous 10 Points

You'll know it when you see it

Villain 10 Points

Grow a mustache

Impossible 25 Points

Somehow die in the menu

Maniac 25 Points

Jump 100 times in the tutorial level

Superhero 25 Points

Find the secret cape

Cure 50 Points

Find the cure for your disease

Sonic 50 Points

Be faster than the elevator

Cool Story Bro

Medals Earned: 2/13 (20/365 points)

Gisbee 10 Points

Visit Gisbee

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Bear Meat 5 Points

Meet the bear

Survivor 10 Points

Survive a shipwreck

The Whale Whisperer 10 Points

Ride a narwhal

Adventurer 25 Points

Make it through the first trap unscathed

Path of the Narwhal 50 Points

Complete the path of the Narwhal

Path of the Spirit 50 Points

Complete the path of the Spirit

Path of the Wizard 50 Points

Complete the path of the Wizard

Champion 100 Points

Complete every path

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Cult Classic

Medals Earned: 100/100 (500/500 points)

1 5 Points

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10 5 Points

10

105 5 Points

5

106 5 Points

6

107 5 Points

3

108 5 Points

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109 5 Points

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11 5 Points

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110 5 Points

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111 5 Points

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113 5 Points

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116 5 Points

3

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122 5 Points

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123 5 Points

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125 5 Points

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126 5 Points

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127 5 Points

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128 5 Points

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129 5 Points

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131 5 Points

22

132 5 Points

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134 5 Points

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137 5 Points

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138 5 Points

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139 5 Points

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142 5 Points

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147 5 Points

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149 5 Points

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150 5 Points

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151 5 Points

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2 5 Points

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25 5 Points

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29 5 Points

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3 5 Points

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7 5 Points

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70 5 Points

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73 5 Points

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76 5 Points

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82 5 Points

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90 5 Points

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91 5 Points

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94 5 Points

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96 5 Points

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98 5 Points

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??? 5 Points

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ALL DONE 5 Points

Get everything!

BUY SOME SWAG 5 Points

Man this would look nice on your wall!

FOLLOW ME 5 Points

Thanks!

NEWGROUNDS 5 Points

Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com

NEWGROUNDS.COM 5 Points

Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com

START IT UP 5 Points

Start a new game.

STUFF 5 Points

other stuff...

WHAT IS THIS FOR? 5 Points

You ticket to medals!

ZOOM 5 Points

Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!

Drop A Beat, Giuseppe!

Medals Earned: 4/5 (125/150 points)

Rock On, Giuseppe! 25 Points

There's a place for everyone here.

Someone Still Loves You, Giuseppe! 25 Points

<3

Was It Worth It, Giuseppe? 25 Points

No

Not Gonna Open Up, Giuseppe? 50 Points

Survive two minutes without opening the lid.

Con Passione, Giuseppe! 25 Points

Score 5000 points.

Drop Cannon

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)

Detroit is Saved 5 Points

Complete level five.

Denver is Saved 10 Points

Completel level ten.

America is Saved 25 Points

Complete the game.

Perfect 1 25 Points

Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.

Perfect 2 25 Points

Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.

Perfect 3 50 Points

Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.

Perfect Game 100 Points

Get a perfect loadout in every level.

Duck Waddle

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)

Beginnings 5 Points

Complete one level

Half Way 10 Points

Complete ten levels

Solved Them All 25 Points

Complete all levels

Completionist 50 Points

Get par on all levels

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 27/44 (290/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

EON

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/445 points)

PILGRIM 10 Points

Complete the entire first ring of levels.

JUDGE 10 Points

Rate 5 or more user levels.

EXPLORER 25 Points

Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.

JUNIOR 25 Points

Complete the first level under par in all three categories.

JURY 25 Points

Rate 50 or more user levels.

AMATEUR 50 Points

Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.

LEGEND 50 Points

Complete all three rings of levels.

PRO 50 Points

Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.

CHAMPION 100 Points

Complete all levels under par in all three categories.

EXECUTIONER 100 Points

Rate 100 or more user levels.