Je parle pas francais aussi! Sacrebleu! D:
Damn, Stamper. You really have perfect timing with this stuff.
I can be having the shittiest, most frustrating day ever, and no matter what, your comedic work always makes me smile, and makes the day less ... Craptastic. (seewutIdidthar? *badum-pish*)
Kudos to Mike, too! Seeing as he did the programming.
On a side-note: If you actually did this while you were drunk, you should be shit-faced 24/7. This is great.
It would be doubly as impressive if Mike was wasted too. Programming while inebriated is pretty damn impressive.