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Female
Artist
University of Alberta
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Joined on 7/3/09
May I Have The Souls Of Your First Born Child?
Sure man.
may my ...my friend, y-yes my friend have the finger nails of your first born child?
Hahaha
Can you do something containing flying dicks?
Sure
Do you think that the agenda of compatible data will hold the thirst that speaks marginal vicinities
Yes.
NEXT.
Who are you?
I'm some Canadian artist who happens to draw boobs and butts an awful lot.
No offence decimatoromega for accidently taking your question
Thanks for taking the time to actually type out decimatoromega.
if i the wife of a cientist dies and he creates a time machine to safe her
when he tryes y does she keep dieing in other ways?
because she uses his cience against him to keep dieing even tho he tryes to safe her beause the cientist was alwys rly bad at splling and she got mbarassed to deth
I just took a batch of cookies out of the oven. Do you want one?
Yes pls.
Sab, why are you the bestest artist in the whole wide world? :D
lol I'm not even CLOSE to the best artist in the whole world... but thank you.
Can i have a job plz? i sing i dance what more could u ask for?
K cool I'll pay you in bad singing - just dance to my sweet jams.
The answers to the " the creepiest creep story" question was intense/disturbing.
lol and I swear on my life they're all true
I have more, but they're a bit harder to explain. lol
why is there anything rather than nothing?
What is anything, if not an extension of nothing?
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do you wuv me? c:
wuv is such a strong word
lol
How hard was it to run that marathon dressed as a gorilla?
I distinctly remember taking off my latex gorilla hand gloves at the end of the run and DUMPING out a bunch of sweat.
It was brutal. lol
How many times have you gone to Pico Day or another NG event?
Also, when are commissions opening up again? Is this going to be your last year at university? How are your folks and youngest sis doing? I hear there's work up there... d'know what jobs are in high demand?
1. Pico Day, I've been to twice. Planning to go to the next one, too. I tried going to a Canadian meetup in Western Canada once (4 hours from where I live) and I was the only one, aside from one other person, to show up. ;___;
2. Commissions are probably gonna be closed indefinitely until April 2014. :( School is getting pretty intense and I'll be teaching for 9 weeks in the winter after some more intensive studies.
3. This BETTER be the last year, SO HELP ME. Depends on class availability and funds, though. Don't have a graduation date set in stone, yet.
4. Both the sisters are doing well. Both still pursuing art in one way or another. Mom n' dad are working and trying to train their german shepherd adolescent pup, which isn't yielding much progress. lol
5. Where I live, anything involving the Oil Sands and/or being a "rig pig" is what attracts people from the outside for easy employment. You get ridiculous money for working in an isolated place in the middle of nowhere, and when you come back on the off-season, you have all this money to blow. It's not something I'd ever do, though.
Can you deepthroat?
Yo momma deepthroats.
Your motivation ?
Mostly video games...! :)
Entertainment media in general is usually what gets me going.
Your cool do you know it?
Aw, thanks. <:)
Had a brutally exhausting weekend, so I appreciate the kind words.
Definitely don't feel it a lot of the time, as self-depreciating or emo as that may sound.. :P
Can you draw a picture of "Shantae 1/2 Genie Hero"?
Why do you draw women better than men? Are you lesbians! (0o0) le gasp!
Also you should ask Chris and Zack if you can star in the next HellBenders.
Also...Where's my maple syrup!?
What do you like better? Burgers of Hotdogs?
Can you make Pizza from Scratch? What sorta toppings do you like?
Did you know okra can help ease Acid Reflux? That's why it's the main ingredient in most gumbos.
Did you know Jesus may have been a Buddhist Monk?
Do you prefer chocolate or fudge?
Have you ever eaten sushi? If so, what's your favorite? Mine's salmon anything.
What do you look forward to the most as you enter your....later years.
Children, family, a career, osteoporosis? Better take those vitamin D pills early. Or just eat lots of fish. You live in Salmon country. Just eat Salmon and rice all the time.
When life gets you down, is it more of a fart or a farce.
What would you look like as a MLPFIM pony OC?
How much have you ever drank in one sitting? Mine was 6 beers!
*Look out October Feast! I'm much more ready this year!
What was your favorite childhood video game?
Do you find Ed Edd n Eddy a tribute to Canada talent or an embarrassing display of crude humor?
What's your favorite way to have espresso?
Mine is a double shot cappuccino with a sprinkle of chocolate powder on top.
Did you know that I am actually very sick *with a sudden flu, and very random while writing this?
Cough hack weeze!
*one moment of drinking water later....
Okay!
and FINALLY
What to you is the meaning of life?
JESUS, JAK. lol WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME
*rolls up sleeves and prepares to write an autobiography*
HERE WE GO. I'M DOING THIS
1. Never actually heard of Shantae, but I think I've seen fan art for her. Darker skin, long black hair?Will look into it!
2. I keep saying I can't draw men, but really, but I think it's just the super ripped, masculine looking men that I'm anxious to attempt. I don't know any mega muscular guys (or girls for that matter) so grotesque musculature is an entirely unknown subject for me that I just DON'T know how to properly study. Also an emphatic 'no' to the lesbian bit. Big sloppy fish tacos don't appeal to me in the least. hahaha
3. A Girlbenders cameo would be SO BALLER. I'd totally just make them some stills to plop into the background somewhere as extras. Highly doubt they'd actually WANT to do that, but IT'S WORTH A SHOT. I'll see if Forosha or myself can sweet-talk them....>:3
4. Omg did I offer to send you some maple syrup and forget?? Shit, I really hope not!! D:> If so, I'm sorry! You KNOW you're a poor Canadian WHEN you can't even afford maple syrup... x_x
5. Hotdogs. *waggles eyebrows*
6. Never tried making pizza! I'm a pretty big failure when it comes to baking and/or cooking. I'd make a bad housewife.
7. Never actually had acid reflux, but thanks for the advice! I
8. Lol I'm not one to talk Jesus theories/facts. Though I'm sure there's some interesting logic behind the statement, I honestly avoid the topic like the plague and even eavesdropping on religious debates makes me irate/uncomfortable. :P My parents are hardcore bible-thumpers, so I prefer to just avoid stoking the fire my personal views.
9. Chocolate AND fudge. o_o
10. LOVE japanese food. My favourite are those little reddish baby octopus sashimi, and salmon roe.
11. In my 'later years' I hope to have taught abroad, I hope to be able to support my travels using comic cons and art expos during the summer months (or at least turn enough of a profit to cover travel expenses), and further my abilities in art--maybe learn animation. Honestly I'm not interested in having kids at all. lol
12. Not sure what this is asking, heh, sorry.. :P
13. Haha oh man... MLP... Let's pass on this one. xD
14. I don't really drink all that often, to be honest! I'll drink on vacations and very special occasions, but otherwise I'm always the designated driver. lol ... Aaaactually that time I met you in Philly was the worst (and first) hangover of my life!! I had the bright idea of drinking during my birthday the night before I traveled... I highly advise NOT doing that. haha
15. Favourite childhood video game is a tie between Super Smash Bros (N64), Pokemon Silver (Gameboy Colour), and LoZ: Ocarina of Time (N64)
16. Ed Edd n' Eddy isn't really something that I identified as 'Canadian' when I was a kid, so all of the Canadian references / patriotism / satire was completely lost on me. It's just a fun cartoon I used to watch, and I never really saw it as more than that. :P ...Sorry! Good question, though!
17. Honestly, during school, I wish I could just ingest caffeine via intravenous. I don't need the fancy bells and whistles. Just give me my fiiiix. e_e
Fun fact: I used to work for Starbucks, so I have like 10 different high maintenance drinks that I'll get depending on my mood / the time of day / the weather / etc.
18. I SEE HOW IT IS; SAVE THIS HUGE EXISTENTIAL QUESTION UNTIL THE VERY END
THANKS JAK. THANKS. :V
Hah I kid. I'll keep it short, though. Visual Arts add a LOT of purpose and meaning to my life. My passion obviously lies in that, so I plan to base a lot of my decisions in life around the opportunity to create art, and inspire/teach others.
DONE. BAM.
KILLY12
Can I have your babies?
Sabtastic
I'm fresh out of babies.